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A Few Hours in the Funerals (Jan 2026)

While it may seem that most of my trips are well-planned months in advance, the reality is that I usually only have general sense of where I'm going - Death Valley or Utah or Canada or whatever - until two weeks before I leave, at which point I'm frantically looking for something to do that will be amazingly cool. Luckily, there seems to be no end of amazingly cool things in nature, so I'm usually OK.

This time, it was a Thursday when I suggested to @mrs.turbodb, "We aren't doing anything next week. Want to go to Death Valley for a couple days?"

She said no. Very unapologetically in fact. She was going skiing.

Only slightly deterred, I decided I'd still give it a go. I had a few places I wanted to visit in the Funeral Mountains, and with a couple days I assumed I could knock them all off the list. I was wrong, as usual. But I still had a lot of fun!

 

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